A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and, smelling like expensive perfume, turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio-Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets in the elevator and also turns very arrogantly to the old Italian woman and says "Chanel No. 5 - $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, bends
over, farts, and says:
"Broccoli -49 cents a kilo!"