Tim's humour page

Humor

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Here you will find a collection of jokes and humourous anecdotes that I have collected over my time on this planet, hope you enjoy!!
If you plan on being offended by sexist, racist, rude or in any other way abusive use of language you should probably leave now..

The man who knows everyone

Condom Sponsership

51 worst pick up lines (THESE ARE REALLY, REALLY BAD)

This is really cool, (it got me anyway)

A damn fine TRUE tale

The gender wars

Litte Johnny

UHOH

Milking time

First date

Blondes revenge

The prayer for all us drunkards

The redneck's guide to computer lingo

Refusing a refusal

Men's guide to what a woman means

Women's guide to what a man means

Want a day off??

Products in foriegn languages

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

I wish you were here

Broccoli

Most embarassing moments

I'm Fine

Assorted goodies

More assorted goodies

One liners

Beer Lables (These are great!)

Rude one liners

The Clock

Company instructions

Love, Lust and Marriage

100 things not to say in bed

More and more blonde jokes

Even more assorted goodies