Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little
Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise
crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a
long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want
you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears,
or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand.
He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little
baby!"
The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little
feet. Why...just look at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor say he
can see good?" Little Johnny asked.
"Why, yes" said the mother.
"His doctor said he has 20/20 vision."
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he sure
as hell can't wear glasses!"
