A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner.This is to
be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.They all sit
down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little
discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas
pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet, and said
in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!!!"
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her
face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart
rip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!!!".
Once again the woman smiled and thought, 'yes!'. A
few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she
didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train
whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy, get away from that nasty bitch before she shits on you!"
