|
|
Red Neck's Guide to Computer Lingo
log on: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
log off: Don't add no wood
Monitor: keeping an eye on the wood stove
Download: getting the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'
Floppy Disk: Whatcha get from pilin' too much firewood
Hard drive: Getting home in the winter season
Prompt: what you wish the paper was in the winter
Windows: what you shut when it is 15 below
Screen: What you need for the black fly season
Byte: What the flies do
Chip: What to munch on
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag
Modem: what you did to the hay fields
Lap top: where little kids feel comfy
Keyboard: Where you hang your keys
Software: plastic eating utensils
Mouse: What eats the horses grain
Main Frame: What holds up the barn roof
Port: fancy wine
Enter: C'mon in