Next time your application for a job is rejected...
 

Dear [Interviewer's Name]:
 
 

Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After careful consideration I regret
to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your
firm. This year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is
impossible for me to accept all refusals.
 

Despite [Firm's Name]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
 

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
 

Sincerely,

[Your Name]
 

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