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The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says something!!!
You want = You want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper......
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = (too late, you're dead!)
Yes = no
no = no
Maybe = no
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = it's easy to fix so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep
I'm not yelling = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is important
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook????