BEFORE YOU ASK ME FOR THE DAY OFF CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING STATISTICS.

There are 365 days in the year, you sleep for eight hours a day making 122 days, which subtracted from 365 days makes 243 days.
You also have eight hours recreation every day making another 122 days, and leaves a balance of 121 days.
There are also 52 sundays that you do not work at all, which leaves 69 days.
You get saturday afternoon off, this gives 52 half days, or 26 more days that you do not work.
This leaves a balance of 43 days.
You get an hour off for lunch, which when totaled makes 16 days, leaving 27 days of the year.
you get at least 21 days leave each year, so that leaves 6 days, you get five legal holidays during the year.
This leaves only one day,

AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I GIVE YOU THAT DAY OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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