It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

I STARTED out with nothing... I still have most of it.

It was all so different before everything changed.

If all is not lost, where is it?

Clones are people two.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

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