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LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a
crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
There really is one.
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to
have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was
to have kids.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't
climax.
MARRIAGE - When . . . uh . . . what's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel
room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch about
work.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When your only concern is for your
partner's feelings.
LUST - When your only concern is to find a room
with mirrors all around.
MARRIAGE - When you're only concern is what's on
T.V.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with
your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see
them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see
them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you
see them.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe
exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how
you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not
to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try
not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is
your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things
with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things
TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf
score.
LOVE - When a rainy day means more time to stay
inside and talk.
LUST - When a rainy day means more time to stay
inside and have sex.
MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean
the basement.
LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and
doughnuts.
LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and
Vaseline.
MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're
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