But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Do you smell something burning?
Try breathing through your nose.
A little carpet burn ever hurt anyone!
Did you lock the back door?
But whipped cream makes gives me a rash.
Person 1: This is your first time..right Person 2: Yeah.. today
Can you please pass me the remote control?
Do you accept Visa?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
So much for mouth-to-mouth.
(using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
(holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
Do you get any premium movie channels?
Try not to smear my make-up!!
(preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned
this couch!
Got any penicillin?
But I just brushed my teeth...
Is this your first time?
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
I want a baby!
So much for the fulfilment of sexual fantasies!
(in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
Is that you bleeding or me?
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
I think you have it on backwards.
When is this supposed to feel good?
Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
You're good enough to do this for a living!
Is that blood on the headboard?
Did I remember to take my pill?
Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
I wish we got the Playboy channel...
That leak better be from the waterbed!
I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
No, really... I do this part better myself!
It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
This would be more fun with a few more people..
Did you just come?